To do list for the Summer:
-chop wood into firewood
-buy wire fire-pit
-buy incredible amounts of rum
-go to beach
-bring sexy girlfriend
-drink rum on the beach next to a campfire while eye-fucking sexy girlfriend
inquisitive-thoughtful asked: YOU'RE SO COOL CODY
YOU’RE SO WARM CHRISSY (That’s the best I got right now, i could’ve made a “colder than my heart” joke but it’s to cliche).
inquisitive-thoughtful asked: HI HI HI HI HI
Instead of being turned into a throw-rug, you will be head-mounted on my wall :D
Anonymous asked: How are you?
I hate you
“There’s no cure for being a cunt.”